April 9, 2013
Continuing The "-at" Words In English Class8:20- Teacher: "Who knows what "F-A-T" means?"
Little boy: "Fat is my sister! She is 31 kilos and soooooooooo fat! She is the biggest guy in the world!"
Little girl: "Oh I know! Like YOU, Teachuh! You are so fat! My Dad is fat, but YOU are SOOOO fat!"
Lunch Duty
12:06- I see movement out of the corner of my eye and look over to discover one of my little boys has eluded his aide with his impressive skills of speed and agility, and is running through the lunch tables with his pants at his ankles, laughing his head off, and pelvic thrusting with all his might. The great chase begins.
12:15- Little boy is back in his clothes and sitting, eating his lunch.
12:18- I hear laughter and see a nude blur to my right. Said boy is naked and pelvic thrusting through the tables again. I begin praying the lunch bell will just ring, now please.
Quiet Journal Time
12:52- I notice that one of my little boys has left his seat and is slowly inching his way over to the blocks area.
Me: "*Child's name*, can I help you with something?"
Little boy: "QUIET YOU FOOL!!"
Me: "Pardon me?"
No comments:
Post a Comment