And The Day Went Like This...

Abi's Day April 3

April 3, 2013

Morning Circle Time
7:51- Little boy kicks open the classroom door, runs over to where we are all sitting wide-eyed at the commotion, screams out, "LOOK!! MY GANGNAM STYLE!!" then yanks his pants down to show off his new Gangnam Style underwear he is wearing. We then discover that he has forgotten to actually put on his new Gangnam Style underwear, and instead we are faced with his little penis hanging out of his pants.

Boys Swimming
10:53- It is the end of swimming class. The boys are supposed to be changing back into their school uniforms in the changing rooms, but instead have stripped naked and are running through the motorcycle parking lot. I manage to catch one wriggling little nude as he streaks past, and as I am trying to stuff him back into his clothes, he shoves his penis between his legs and screams out at the top of his lungs that he is his sister. I am unable to finish getting him dressed as I am crying with laughter.

Abi's Day April 2

April 2, 2013

Observation Day
10:40- Little boy comes up to me while I am talking with the observer and pinches me on the bum. I explain how that is not appropriate, I don't like that behaviour, etc. The little boy apologizes, then winks hugely. The observer cracks up.

Abi's Day March 29

March 29, 2013

Morning Circle Time

7:41- Little girl hands me her homework and I see that where she should have written her name, she has instead signed as "Playboy".

7:50- I ask one student what she thinks today's weather will be and she answers with,
Little girl: "Ms. Abi, you know my brother has a tummy a little bit not good. He eats rice, goes poo poo, eats rice, goes poo poo, eats rice, goes poo poo, eats rice, goes poo poo, every minute."
Me: "..."