Abi's Day November 14

November 14

English Class
8:30- Little girl: "Oh! Ms. Abi, I used to have a puppy!  But then I dropped him down the stairs and his bones came out his legs so we gave him to my brother's girlfriend and now he is okay!"

Fine Dining
10:00- A little boy is serving me food from his "Restaurant".  I ask him to tell me what is on the menu, and he has me write it down for the next customers.

(Boy's name) Menu

Main Dishes 

 Pizza

Lemon Sandwiches

Lemon

Fire

Gorilla Body

"Explodering" Corn

Desserts

Jelly

Love Heart Cookies

Catfish Skin

Chocolate

Drinks

Lemon Juice

Mustache Juice

The Ocean

Strawberry Juice in a Dinosaur Cup

 
Almost Lunchtime
11:40- Little boy: "I wish I were fat forever because I'd never have to starve like this every day!"

Overheard during Quiet Journal Time
1:20- Little girl: "Yeah baby!  Sorry, I had to say that because I'm a little bit funky."

Science
2:15- Little boy is the last one to finish his work as he's been goofing off.
Me: "You need to hurry up, it's almost time to go home."
Little boy: "UGH!! I want to go home!"
Me: "You can go home as soon as you finish your work."
Little boy: "I want to die forever!"
Me: "If you don't finish your work, I won't let you die and you'll just have to stay here at school with me forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever."
Little boy: "...Until the Earth destroys?"
Me: "Yep!"
Little boy: "...I'll finish my work."