September 27
Before We Even Get Inside
7:32- Leading the kids up the stairs to the classroom when the little girl behind me bellows out a song, "I LOVE MS. ABI'S BOTTOM! MS. ABI'S BOTTOM IS SO NICE!" Then smooches it before I can stop her.
Recess
12:45- Is informed by another teacher that during lunch time, Stuart was caught inventing yet another game in which he was "viper punching" boys in the crotch.
Computer Class
1:30- Little boy shouts out, "OH MY GOD! Now I'm all POOEY!"
Quiet Journal Time
2:00- Put on some quiet Rosie Thomas for the kids to listen to. Little girl, "Teachuh! I hear this song and I have to cry!"
September 26
Activities
8:48- Little girl has repeatedly asked for a stapler for the mask she is making. She is given the stapler before I realize she is going to staple the mask TO her face.
10:07- Diarrhea is discovered on a chair in the classroom.
Lunch Time Line Up
12:03- Little girl tosses back a gulp from her water bottle and tells the classmate next to her, "Some times I like to pretend this is my Vodka!"
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