Abi's Day October 11

Discussing /H/ words
8:35- Little boy: "House!  House is /H/ word!  Teachuh, you know, in my house, we eat the dog."

Almost, But Not At All Correct
9:25- Little boy: "Teachuh, it's time for English class?"
Me: "Yes.  So where are you supposed to be going right now?"
Little boy: "Home?"
Me: "No!  English class!"

Murderous Mosquitos
9:45- Little boy: "Teachuh! Mosquitos bite me everywhere!"
Me: "You must be delicious!"
Little boy: "No!  They try to kill me!"

Shoe Fetish
9:50- Stuart sends himself out of the classroom after getting in trouble for spitting.  He is discovered sitting on the ground with all the children's shoes, sniffing each one, then rubbing them on his face.  A teacher intervenes when he begins licking them.

Science Class Attempt Number 1
11:15- We begin our Food Pyramid topic of Grains.  The students react as though someone handed out crack cocaine during morning recess.  Some how a teacher ends up at the bottom of a dog pile.

Science Class Attempt Number 2
11:20- A little boy decides he has had enough of Science for the day, and uses his extraordinary skills of speed and agility to elude his aide for 10 minutes.  He is found downstairs, playing a game on one of the security guards phones.      

Emergency Music Class
11:35- We have abandoned Science Class and are now attempting Emergency Music Class.  I make the mistake of booty-checking Stuart, and he in turn, booty checks the rest of the class.  Flying little bodies knock over bookshelves, rolling whiteboards, chairs and desks.

After Lunch Line Up
12:40- Instead of standing in line with the rest of the class, a little boy is discovered walking past the office with his pants at his ankles.  It is speculated that he had just peed on a nearby tree.

Regarding Self-Portraits Made In Computer Class
1:20- Little boy: "Oh my God!  I'm just disappointed with this!"

Quiet Journal Time
2:06- Instead of quietly writing in his journal, Stuart has put on his favourite hot pink high heels, become "SPIDERMAN!", lassoed an art display with a chain he made of plastic paperclips, and yanked it down.