Victoria's Day October 25

 Unnecessary
One student was overheard yelling the following at another student..."Fucking, fuck, fucking!" He apparently could not find the color of pencil or crayon needed to complete his picture.

Staw-burries
Once or twice a week I like to take time out to read with each student individually. It was Vincent's turn, so he climbed into my lap and began to read aloud. After a page or two, he paused, he then turned his head so he was looking at me in the eyes. He then closed his eyes and moved his face so that my lips were almost touching his nose. He then said, "MMMMMM!!! You smell so good! Like...(paused to think) like straw-burries, or maybe (paused again to think) bubble gum. SOOOOO GOOD!"

Wind Beneath My Wings
I wear a lot of Dolman sleeved shirts and when I do Vincent has to comment, every time. This time during afternoon circle however, was particularly disturbing...
Vincent shoves his had up my sleeve and pokes me in the armpit. I immediately pull away. I ask him "What do you think you are doing Vincent?! I am trying to explain something to the class and you are being disruptive." He replies, "Ms. Bacteria! You are wearing the wings again, I love the wings. Wings like this (he puts his arms out to either side of his body and pretends to fly)! Bat wings, birds wings, butterfly wings! All of it! He then places the finger that was in my armpit up to his nose and inhales for about 2 seconds to long. "MMMM  smells SO good!"

A Couple of Comedians
I overheard the following conversation between two of my students during math time...
Vincent: "YOU LIE TO ME!"
Zoe: "WHAT? NO!"
Vincent: "You KILLING ME WITH THAT!"
Zoe: "I NOT killing you! YOU killing ME!"
Vincent: "YOU A LIE TO ME WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU HAVE 6 DADS!"
Zoe: "WELL YOU CRAZY LOCO WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE ONE MILLION HUNDRED MOMS!"
Vincent: "Oh I just joking you!"