Victoria's Day October 23-24

I Dream A Dream
I told the students that whomever memorized all of the continents would receive 'honey money'. Jose announces, "I am going to dream about the continents, BOOYAH!"

Random
"I wish I had one hundred million THOUSAND monies!"

Medium Rare
I asked the students to try and remember which part of the world that I came from, Vincent had the answer..."United Steaks!"

Could be True...
"When I have a puppy he died. So my uncle came over to take him and eat him." I burst out laughing until I realized that she was completely serious and very sad... Whoopsies!

Do Not Eat the Meat
Vincent came up to me as the bell ran to end lunch with a very defeated look on his face. I could tell that he had been crying and that he was also wearing a pair of shorts that were not his uniform. I knelt down to talk with him and he began to sob the following tale into my bosom. "Eric made me eat meats. He made me eat TWO meats. Then I THROWED UP! I say NO! I NO EAT YOUR MEATS. Oh Ms. Bacteria, he MADE me eat the meats."

Shark Attack
Today in computers the students got to play games, which they loved. All of them placed their headphones on and a few minute later I heard Vincent scream "OH SHIT!" from his seat. He had just been eaten by a shark. At least the profanity was in context.

Worth a Try
Zoe tries to get out of completing her math work for the day by announcing, "My neck is broken" As it turned out, her neck was NOT broken and she was able to complete her math.

He Read it in a Book
We were continuing our class discussion on the continents when Vincent declared his distaste for Asian temples...
"I hate the temples! I read a book and I see they have Spider Monkeys. So I never go there."

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting
"Ms. Bacteria, Do you like Kung Fu Panda? He does like this (Vincent is ramming his head into my stomach and pretending to bounce off as he throws himself onto the floor)... See? You know him? Watch me do this (he bounces off my stomach again) That is why I say to you 'do you love Kung Fu Panda' when I do this (he does one last giant bounce and lands on the floor)!"

Knock Out
I look over to see Zoe slap Vincent across the head. So I ask her why she felt the need to hurt Vincent. She replied "Oh, I was just putting him to sleep in his chair."