Abi's Day

October 10

Potty Power
7:55- All of Kindergarten has been sent to the bathroom before the next class starts.  I discover that one of these tiny bodies has pooped onto the garbage can, next to the toilet.  In the next stall, another two or three children have peed all over the floor, this time not next to the toilet.  After questioning each child individually, I learn two things.  One, they are terrible liars.  Two, they actually think I believe them when they say they never left the classroom in the first place, and to quote one little girl, "I never have to go to toilet in my life."

"H" Words
8:35- The teacher points to a picture of a Hamster and asks the class what it is.
Little boy: "Dinosaur!"
Little girl: "Squirrel!"
Little boy: "A tiny bear!"

8:40- Teacher: "What is another /H/ word you can think of?"
Little boy: "Whore!"
Teacher: "Do you mean H-O-R-S-E?"
Little boy: "Yes!"

Boys Swimming Class
10:55- We discover that after rinsing off, 13 little boys are NOT changing back into their school uniforms.  Instead, 13 little boys are screaming and running around the motorcycle parking lot, naked.

Activities
1:27- A little boy gives me 8 paper hearts he has made.  On them is the name of one of the little girls in class with her name crossed off and mine written below.  I ask, "Does this mean we love each other?"
Little boy: "I don't know.  Maybe a little bit."