Morning Circle Time
8:05- Little girl snooping at my desk, "Is this paint facing?"
Me: "Do you mean 'face-paint'?"
English Class
8:15- Teacher: "Today I'm going to tell you a story without a book! We get to use our imaginations!"
Little boy: "What?! With our brains?!"
8:17- Teacher: "This story is about a goat, in fact, THREE goats!"
Little boy: "YAAAY!! I like those! They're scary!"
Teacher: "...Goats. Not ghosts."
Little boy: "Ah man."
8:45- Me: "Whoa, what happened?!"
Little boy: "I don't know! It just got too gluey in here!"
Hop and Stop
9:34- Stuart is very excited for some dancing time. I know this because after vaulting off of some tables and chairs, he bites me on the shoulder, then runs off to booty-check his classmates in delight.
One Of All Three
10:30- It's girl's day to line up first. A little boy is in line with the girls. I ask him, " Uh oh! Are you a girl or a boy? Because you know it's girl's turn to go first!"
Little boy answers, "Teachuh, today, I'm a ladyboy!"
P.E.
11:44- Little boy: "OH MAN! I burped and now I am too skinnier!"
Lunch Recess
12:42- A little girl asks if our male assistant is pregnant.
Quiet Journal Time
1:17- Stuart grabs a little boys crotch and yells, "HELLO THE BABY! THIS IS THE BABY GUY!"
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